Welcome the The Wingman Chronicles Blog Tour! Tons of stuff to share today: my review, some tips and tricks from James, an ebook giveaway, and more! Be forewarned… this book is HILARIOUS! But, it is also disrespectful, degrading, contains tons of dirty sex, and did I mention HILARIOUS? Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
*Be sure to visit the Facebook Event Page for the Tour! (CLICK HERE) The page has daily updates for the tour as well as some Q and A with James; he was kind enough to stop by the other night and chat with some of us.
About the Book:
James Holeva, aka “The Wingman,” is as classy as he is crass. His life
is a dirty ride of uncouth adventures involving weddings, proms,
threesomes, soccer moms, models, strippers, balconies, bedrooms,
backseats and bathroom stalls. No details are spared in this humorous,
erotic, autobiographical novel depicting all of his hedonistic
debauchery. Full of jaw-dropping moments, gut-busting laughs and
multiple orgasms, “The Wingman Chronicles” will make you laugh and
orgasm at the same time.
Fast paced, in your face, and offensive, this swaggering young player degrades with class while providing a message to the world, “Don’t ever let anybody stifle your adventure.”
My Rating: 4 Stars
I considered not writing a review at all, and just including this quote from the book:
“You said you only want me?”
“Well, I do.”
“It doesn’t seem that way.”
“It’s common etiquette… You say the name of the girl your dick’s in. It’s good manners.”
Because for me, that single quote from the story The Girl Next Whore 2 made the book. Never mind the rest: a collection of brief, raunchy and erotic stories, showcasing “The Wingman’s” sexual prowess and debauched sense of humor; full of drunken hook-ups, bathroom sex, spanking, threesomes, and the general disrespect and debasement of women.
Here’s the thing, if you’re easily offended by this type of humor, this book is not for you. But if you don’t mind being slightly offended while you’re slightly turned on, chances are you’ll enjoy the book. I’m not proud that I found this book hilarious, titillating, and at times even insightful and philosophical (stay with me here, I know it’s a stretch):
“My parents taught me that if you want to be good at something, practice makes perfect, and I heeded their advice the only way I could- through dirty sex with random whores. Ah, the school of hard knocks. I’m better for it.”
*I received a complimentary copy of the book in exchange for a fair and honest review.
#AskWingman Tips and Tricks
Creepin’ Advice For Men
If you take a girl on a date and don’t make a move she doesn’t think you’re nice, she thinks you’re gay.
The reason a girl gets dressed sexy, puts on uncomfortable heels, and spends a night buying expensive drinks instead of sitting in bed drinking cheap boxed wine is to get fucked.
Follow her into the bathroom. Even if she slaps you, kicks you in the balls, and has you arrested she’ll respect you for trying.
A spanking doesn’t have any sexual effect on a girl unless you leave a hand-print on her ass.
A woman’s orgasm isn’t physical, it’s mental.
Girls are torn between their sexual need to be treated like a whore, and their emotional need to think too much about it. What I’m saying is fuck her hard, spank her, pull her hair, choke her and call her a filthy little cum slut, then afterward eat Sushi and watch Netflix.
Eat em’ for twenty then you could fuck em’ for two, that’s how you get the stud status.
Don’t forget to cuddle because the more comfortable she is, the more likely she is to let you put it in her ass.
For The Ladies…
Stop thinking so much… You’re a girl, every guy wants to fuck you.
You’d be happier, and more guys would buy drinks for you, if you left certain friends at home.
Every time you have the urge to have an independent thought you should have anal sex to take your mind off it.
Just because you want to be a fuck buddy doesn’t mean you have to be a whore.
You have Pussy Power, so to get what you want all you have to do is not put out. In other words, pussy power is about doing nothing.
The only reason women get fucked over by guys is because they don’t realize the power they have over guys.
No straight man wants to be just your friend. Being just friends with a girl is like jerking off without letting yourself cum.
Sucking dick without swallowing is like taking your dog for a walk and not picking up its shit.
Want to see a video of a playboy model reading from the book? CLICK HERE
Enter the Giveaway Below:
All About The Wingman:
James Holeva, aka “The Wingman” is a filthy comedian/author/actor/lothario who enjoys having sex in bedrooms, backseats & bathroom stalls. His humorous, erotic, autobiographical novel “The Wingman Chronicles” has gained a legion of fans all over the world, and been described as a male version of fifty shades without the fantasy elements. The bad boy’s raw and in-your-face way with words extends to his energetic standup comedy shows which have more the atmosphere of a rock concert than a typical comedy show. In addition to his abilities as a writer, his shows are always different as he uses his charm and rapid-fire wit to keep the audience guessing, laughing, and blushing. Holeva sells out shows all over the country, answers sex questions in his #askwingman Q & A portion of the show and has his female fans fighting over being included in his signature on-stage spanking encore. He was voted 2013 reader’s choice best comedian by The Weekender readers.
As an actor he starred in “The Wingman” TV Pilot, which he also wrote and produced, and it just won Best Pilot at the Hoboken International Film Festival. Holeva is hard at work touring the United States doing standup, as well as writing and of course researching his next book. He’s currently working on putting together a film based on “The Wingman Chronicles,” as well as has plans to record a standup comedy DVD, and tour abroad. His meet and greet/book signings are as crazy as his shows as he usually signs as many boobs as he does books, and asses too of course.
Comedy/Book Tour Dates
All standup shows followed directly by meet and greets, book signings!
Friday, July 19th, 9 p.m.
95 Mountain View Blvd.
Call 201-336-2486 for Tickets
Friday, July 26, 8 p.m.
West End Johnnie’s
138 Portland St.
Order tickets: http://wingman-boston.eventbrite.com
Saturday, August 17, 8 p.m.
1901 Chestnut St.
Order tickets: http://wingmanphillynoche.eventbrite.com